UPDATE: I had taken this down since I didn’t want to blow my cover but it looks like they realized I was onto their game. I believe this company that has contacted me is actually just trying to screw people in other countries out of money by threatening them with fake companies. If that’s not the case and they are reading this then I’d like to see some proof otherwise. The rest of the emails will come shortly when I have time.
I know. I know. There are plenty of questions going through your head right now upon reading the title of this… How could this possibly happen? Why do they want some Irish/Polish mixed name? Don’t they have enough to do with the Olympics this year? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?
Well, I’m as bewildered as you are. Let me start at the beginning since it was only this morning and I am pretty sure I can re-count it.
I woke up to my blackberry going off next to me for an emergency email. No one sends me emergency emails, with the exception of the Chinese government, so naturally I had a look see. I skimmed it quickly and determined it could wait until morning because they did not say anything about me needing to wake up immediately and get dressed.