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		<title>The Tie Breaker [Updated]</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 21:23:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick Tulskie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have this disturbing lack of confidence in both presidential candidates.  I don&#8217;t really want either of them.  Today I was trying to decide who to vote for because, well, it is election day.  I was walking into the office from lunch when it dawned on me: the best way to pick a president is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have this disturbing lack of confidence in both presidential candidates.  I don&#8217;t really want either of them.  Today I was trying to decide who to vote for because, well, it is election day.  I was walking into the office from lunch when it dawned on me: the best way to pick a president is based on their website.</p>
<p><strong>Presidential Candidate Websites.</strong></p>
<p>Shock and horror came over me as I scanned their websites.  There was stuff all over the place, explosive gradients and backgrounds that simply don&#8217;t jive.  Youtube videos are injected in every nook and cranny.  Since both websites are full of crap I don&#8217;t fell like reading or watching, I thought that I&#8217;d go a step further and do a good ol&#8217; W3C Markup Validation on them.  The results were astounding to say the least.</p>
<p>John McCain: 171 Errors, 46 Warnings (217 <em>problems</em>)<br />
Source: <a href="http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.johnmccain.com&amp;charset=(detect+automatically)&amp;doctype=Inline&amp;group=0">W3C</a></p>
<p>Barack Obama: 220 Errors, 37 Warnings (257 <em>problems</em>)<br />
Source: <a href="http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.barackobama.com%2Findex.php&amp;charset=(detect+automatically)&amp;doctype=Inline&amp;group=0&amp;user-agent=W3C_Validator%2F1.591">W3C</a></p>
<p>You would think that with the Democratic party doing anything and everything to get Barack all over the media, news, magazines, to the point where I check under my bed at night to make sure he&#8217;s not there, they would have made sure his website was W3C compliant.  If he wins, what does that say about their concern for web standards.  It makes his &#8220;net neutrality&#8221; talks sound like complete crap.  McCain&#8217;s site is not <em>much</em> better than Obama&#8217;s but the fact is that McCain&#8217;s site <strong>is</strong> better.  Winning is winning.</p>
<p>You&#8217;d think that my selection process would be over, but you would be wrong.</p>
<p><strong>VP Candidates.</strong></p>
<p>I went to JoeBiden.com and SarahPalin.com and both were serious let downs.  Biden freeloads off of Obama&#8217;s website.  Palin&#8217;s website says &#8220;This space intentionally left blank.&#8221;  Serious disappointment.  Not even a picture of Palin for me to hang up on the wall of my gun locker.  Biden too&#8230; dude what&#8217;s up with that?  You gotta have Obama carry you through the whole damn election?  Complete rubbish from both the elephant and the ass.</p>
<p>For giggles, I ran &#8216;em through anyway&#8230;</p>
<p>Sarah Palin: 5 Errors, 0 Warnings</p>
<p>Joe Biden: 72 Errors, 29 Warnings</p>
<p>&#8230;and let me tell you, I did giggle quite a bit.</p>
<p>Because of how atrocious both VP candidates&#8217; sites are, I won&#8217;t be including them in my decision.  Their awfulness cancels each other out.  If you wanted to play a numbers game though, Biden&#8217;s piggybacking on Obama&#8217;s site does more hurt than good.</p>
<p><strong>The Tie Breaker.</strong></p>
<p>Don&#8217;t listen to my drivel.  This blog post is balderdash.  You shouldn&#8217;t judge your presidential candidate based on how compliant their website is with W3C standards, even if I am.  When you don&#8217;t like either candidate, you need to pick one small issue that you can judge the candidates on go from there.  That&#8217;s the tie breaker.  Could be something as lofty as religious beliefs or something as trivial as who has a better choice of neck ties.</p>
<p>Fact of the matter is, you need to go out and vote, no matter how irrational and illogical your selection process might be.</p>
<p><strong>Update</strong></p>
<p>Just tested Change.gov and I&#8217;m slightly more impressed.  Seems like since Obama is now president-elect he is able to rocket past anything McCain could ever compose with a WYSIWYG with a cup of coffee.  He has created quite a website that is pretty damn compliant.</p>
<p>Change.gov:                  20 Errors, 3 Warning</p>
<p>This makes me feel much better, because the one thing that keeps me up at night is web standards.  Seems like we&#8217;re getting much closer to changing.</p>
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